face wash

An ice hockey term. When a player takes another player into the boards and rubs his sweaty smelly hockey glove all over the other player's face.

"Hey, didya see the FACE WASH Ty Domi gave Jeremy Roenick? Nasty."

by Colonel Hogan July 19, 2005

Oh Face

The face one makes when orgasming. Making an O shape with ones mouth and saying Oh repetitively while thrusting ones pelvis to signify climax

I'm gunna show her my Oh face after the party, Oh Oh!

Refer to the 'Office Space' movie

by McLean Nolan June 21, 2006

face boner

1. A case of classic cheesin in which you cannot wipe the smile from your face. A face boner is usually due to happiness in a relationship but it may be used in other instances as well.

*It is possible to experience a face boner and a real boner simultaneously.

Dude: I totally nailed a smokin' hot babe last night!

Chad: Dude you don't have to tell me, your face boner gave it away!

by j--hole September 22, 2008

Snatch Face

A person who is so nasty to everyone and everything that one cannot look the person in the eye without mentally vomiting in response.

Also: A person who repulses even puppies.

Lynn was a cunt *again* this morning. I walked in the door and had to smell her rank leavings and the ever-present bitterness in the air. Then I had to deal with her slamming drawers and milling about making snide comments until she felt properly fluffed for the day. What a snatch face.

by Allie Kneedisoust September 10, 2007

Brick to the face

Smashing a brick into a jaw of an unsuspecting person with intent to knock them out.

a man comes in who just slept with your wife.
BRICK TO THE FACE!!
they wont do it again.

by Turtlle May 06, 2010

Face Race

A face race is a contest between two or more females that consists of each female sitting on another person's face one at a time. Each female grinds and mashes their honey pot goodnees all over the face of the third person until they reach orgasm. Usually the face of the person is glazed like a Krispy Kreme donut.

The event is timed and the female with the shortest time to orgasm wins.

'Did you hear what happened at the family reunion last night?'

'No, I didn't'

'Grandma and Aunt Ginger got so drunk, they forced Dad down on the ground and held a Face Race.'

by El_bronco August 19, 2012

Trading faces

Another term for "making out"

Dude, i saw you and Megan trading faces at the dance!

by Jeffum February 24, 2009