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front-to-back fail

The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.
The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch
by joecoolthefool February 10, 2015
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Male Fail

When a man or men fail to prevent bad things from happening and they absolutely could've done something about it.
Letting the #MeToo Movement fester for so long that all men are now branded predators, repeatedly voting for makeup wearing clowns, and allowing the Supreme Court to install George W. Bush without demanding a re-vote are a few great examples of Male Fails.
by Publius0987 October 5, 2025
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Uber Fail

When someone suddenly displays their uber score to someone, thinking their score is higher, and discovers their score is lower.
He took out his phone at the steakhouse, shoved it in his dinner partner’s face, and said “my uber rating is higher than yours”; oops, that was an uber fail, as his rating, 4.97, was lower than his dinner partner’s rating, 4.98.
by RubyD August 25, 2025
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Trail of fail

Also known as: S Club 7 effect
When a multitude of people mishear one after another.
Person 1: I am not a sailor.
Person 2: Ask Leila?
Person 3: Escalator?
Person 4: S Club 7?
Person 1: Wow, what a trail of fail
by cold porridge May 6, 2018
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Immortality Fail

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.
The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022
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Fail

No. I didn't fail. I just didn't unilaterally succeed. So, I have saved your fucking kids from dying in school shootings (which I am still not getting explicit credit for and that IS a problem). To the extent that I have failed it is entirely your fault for demanding that I remain out of the driver's seat and for the stupidest reason imaginable (being mean on the internet). So, instead, you have "Targeted people of America" commercials talking about energy weapons and fucking alien mind control or something. You are not the Jeff Gordon here. You are not the Tom Brady. I invented AI (literally) and I'm taking a backseat to retards for what? You don't want to have to accept the dynamic here. I was and am right. You want to extrajudicially police people. Doing that, thinking like THAT, got your fucking kids murdered. And you don't want to have to let it go.
Hym "So, no I didn't fail. I'm STILL not making that fucking Artificial intelligence for free. You DO need to pay for that in a way that is immediate or I DO need to murder some kids. No it is not directed energy weapons. It IS... THE THING THAT I SAID and NOT that. The YouTube fucks who mocked me ARE AT FAULT and I AM NOT THAT. No I do not need other people to 'keep me in check' and trying to do EXACTLY THAT is what is going to cause me to murder your kids. I do not need to be policed my people who are mentally retarded in comparison to me and your likely need to be murdered for thinking that. And you're not thankful. You're not grateful. You're not sorry. SORRY = 100% FULL AND ABSOLUTE AND EXPLICIT PUBLIC CONTRITION and 100% PAYMENT FOR THE VALUE OF MY CONTRIBUTIONS TO A SOCIETY THAT HAS SCORNED ME. The 'grieving people' are not more important than me. End of discussion."
by Hym Iam December 20, 2025
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jack fail

When you are salty that you do not win the things that matter.
Wow man I totally just jack failed that quiz.
What'd you get?
95% But I didn't win Concerto/Aria.
by GbagSwagmaster December 15, 2016
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