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Twat nugget

A twat nugget is a person who is comparable to that of an aborted fetus. The twat, being the vagina, and the nugget, the fetus.
Jackson is a twat nugget.

"Yo, you know that new guy Thomas?"
"Yeah, what a twat nugget"

"Bro, did you see how big that twat nugget was in the abortion clinic today? Jesus Christ!"
by TJ Incorporated May 8, 2018
mugGet the Twat nuggetmug.

Garbage Twat

An unkempt vagina that smells like a garbage dump.
Man I hooked up with your sister last night. She's got a serious case of garbage twat.
by Captain Yar March 31, 2014
mugGet the Garbage Twatmug.

Pair of twats

Two best friends that are extra gay. Like a Conah and jordan
by Charlie2012334 January 26, 2022
mugGet the Pair of twatsmug.

Hot twat

A girl who messes around with multiple guys and her vagina smells so bad to the point that it’s almost hot in temperature a.k.a hot twat.
Yeah bro she’s a hot twat, she was with everyone last night
by DatKng October 14, 2019
mugGet the Hot twatmug.

Tater Twat

A woman with a potato-shaped body and face. A tater twat's only hope for sexual contact is to openly solicit any person who is willing--many times being society's rejects- dirty hobos, alchoholics, unbathed homeless.

The tater twat is passed through a population of men in an office enviroment-- in perfect hot-potato fashion--each one getting their turn then running the other way.

The pregnancies that result from these encounters end with birth, the sound of which can be likened to a fresh tatertot plopping out of a tot machine. This is the origin of referring to babies as 'tots.' Tots never know who their dad is, if they really want to know, Maury Povich's help is required.
Man, did you see the new girl Connie? Total tater twat, she smells like fried chicken!
by Michael Skopic August 14, 2020
mugGet the Tater Twatmug.

Twat cloud

The heavy scent (cloud) one gets a whiff of when he/she enters a restroom stall after a woman that had a dirty special part exits.
That was an awful twat cloud.

(verb) I was working yesterday and got clouded when I went into the bathroom.
Man, there is some clouding going on in the bathroom today!

Abbreviation: TC or TC'd (verb)
by Snukaaaa August 9, 2018
mugGet the Twat cloudmug.

twat-dryer

Noun

The female equivalent of a boner killer.

Would describe a person who completely kills the sexual mood.

The person responsible for ruining an otherwise exciting or happy mood.
In an upstairs bedroom Ashley and Brian are having a somewhat intimate moment...

In comes Shelby...

Shelby:(BANG, BANG, BANG) GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!

Ashley: Shit, what a twat-dryer.
by GUADD October 7, 2010
mugGet the twat-dryermug.

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