The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.
"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
by Jackass_Jayden July 5, 2020
Get the Austinmug. by nahta wrld February 8, 2022
Get the Austin Tucker Ashleymug. by ha i have no name v November 6, 2020
Get the Austin momentmug. A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.
Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021
Get the austin hammermug. by Kyye2x May 23, 2017
Get the Austinmug. Well, Austin is a nice name, be careful though- he might be a nice guy but he’s crazy into hentai, I mean they might as well call him the greatest gents I addict. But he’s pretty cool- friendly too, another to watch out for is if he has a brother over the age of 18, stay away from him if your a minor
Person A: yoooo, was Austin in class today?
Person B: ya, I saw some weird anime girls on his phone during class..
Person B: ya, I saw some weird anime girls on his phone during class..
by lmmaooo February 27, 2022
Get the Austinmug. side burns 🥵💦🤏🧟🦛
by andioopsksksksksksksksk November 10, 2019
Get the Austin side burnsmug.