Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

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Girls just want to have fun

Go look up the real lyrics

Hym "The original lyrics of 'girls just want to have fun' we're co-opted by the singer to make women look better than they actually are. Much like literally everything in life.

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

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She Wants To Know How She Is So Old So Is She How Know To She

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Not wanting to

It isn't a matter of "Not wanting to" I'm not GOING to. Ever. I'll kill a child before I give it up. I am right. This is wrong. And if this isn't wrong then I refuse to accept the axioms of any moral framework.

Hym "Oh, yeah, no I- It has nothing to do with me 'not wanting to' do anything. I'm just not going to."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2024

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