All of these birthday cards are practically smothered in unicorn asbestos.
That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.
Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.
Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
by theeeepeppermintbutler May 8, 2018
Get the Unicorn asbestosmug. by Mudhole Queen May 14, 2022
Get the mudhole unicornmug. Unicorns are creatures of happiness- being unicornical or in the state unicornality means you are equally as happy as a unicorn
You're very unicornical today
by unicorn_1orn June 12, 2018
Get the Unicornicalmug. A man that is actually a good person. They care about what a women thinks and is sweet. They are all around perfect. They would make a great partner.
by Youreaunicorn March 30, 2021
Get the Unicornmug. A sexual position where people engage in ménage à trois but the centre person wears a dildo strapped on their forehead and gets down on all fours. All people have had plentiful amounts of scotch and one person performs vaginal or anal sex behind the 'unicorn' while another literally rides the unicorn's horn.
"I hear that Tom, Jessica and Beth got really fucked up at that party, apparently they were doing a Glaswegian Unicorn in front of everybody."
by KantoChaos April 24, 2017
Get the Glaswegian Unicornmug. A gay man who is over the age of 50 and is into campy or stereotypically "feminine" things like dressing up or make-up. keep in mind that this word shall not be used as a slur or part of hate speech, instead used as an identity term like "bear" or "Twink"
Person 1: my grandpa was actually nominated the oldest ancient unicorn man of the year!
Person 2: neat!
Person 2: neat!
by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025
Get the Ancient unicorn manmug. The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by the big gay boi December 19, 2021
Get the Southern Unicorn Cookmug.