Slam my ham

Basically masturbation.

Yo bro hold up just gonna slam my ham.

by FappyCumCookie March 3, 2017

Beat up that ham

Male-female vaginal intercourse.

I’m too tired to type after sex ‘cuz I just beat up that ham.

by Best Gayest Dad December 31, 2017

Ham under the door

An idiom used to express sexual subtext in conversation or action.

"My Popsicle is in the ice box..."

"That's Ham Under the Door!!"

by Molly Blue September 4, 2009

Chinese ham trap

Noun. When two uncircumcised flaccid males place their dicks tip-to-tip. A piece of deli sliced ham is wrapped around the kissing tips and held in place with twisty ties. *if both men are hard, it is called a Chinese ham trap {Powershot}

"Hey man, this Chinese finger trap isn't man enough."
"I think my mom has some deli sliced ham. Let's do a Chinese ham trap."

by Bigcattttttttttttt May 26, 2013

chip chop ham

Noun.

A girl who has been with many guys; one who may be considered a slut; opposite of a virgin

"That girl hooked up with 15 guys this weekend...damn chip chop ham."

by jlover January 5, 2010

Jorble-Ham Phenomenon

Jorble-Ham Phenomenon is when someone associates a thing/event with something that derived from it (or appears to be related by coincidence) because they saw the latter first.

“This is my pet dog, Mario.”
“Mama Mia!”
“What?”
“Like Super Mario? From the games?”
“Classic case of Jorble-Ham Phenomenon.”

by therealtricheal July 31, 2023

Communist Ham Sandwich

When two Russian women born before 1991 simultaneously give a titjob to a man from the Iberian peninsula, therefore sandwiching his penis with their breasts.

Juan: "Yo Sebastian, I just had a Communist Ham Sandwich with Anna and Irina! It was the best shit ever!"
Sebastian: "Damn dude, their tits must've been so good!"

by Exz0tik June 4, 2020