Chris hubbarded

When you say something you know isnt true and expect people to keep believing it.

2nd:used to describe someone can't fight for shit but is the first to jump,and the first to get knocked down.
3rd:also used as a ass sucker for any promoter in new england.

He said the checks were ready.hahahahaha you've been chris hubbarded

by Your mammas keeper August 16, 2019

Chris (glolesso)

A dickhead and blackmails their ex's and are fucked in the head.

Chris (glolesso) is such a fucking dickhead.

by アルベド#0923 July 11, 2022

Chris Corolla

The vehicle in which transports one home from party after large consumption of alcoholic beverage; occasionally to the beach

Chris Corolla, I need a pickup stat

by uzbecistani house keeper August 27, 2021

Chris Shit

When someone goes to the bathroom to take a shit, but upon finishing it, decides to watch Netflix or videos on the toilet.

Damn it, Chris is taking a Chris Shit again.

by Andwe May 31, 2018

Chris Poggers

Funny gamer

Hi poggy aka Chris Poggers

by Penis hairs 69 March 15, 2021

Chris Pie

When Christopher let’s his poop dry on his butt and picks it off, while smelling it’s savory smell.

Chris smeared his finger on his butt to achieve the ultimate chris pie thus, smelling it.

by AndrekBoobido December 1, 2019

Chris Raposo

a Cringe Ass Nae Nae Baby with some fat fucking milkers and a small pee pee.

Bobby: Look at that cringe nae nae baby with massive mommy milker!
Pooper: OMG thats a Chris Raposo moment! SWAG!

by xXPunishedGamerXx August 9, 2020