Spiderman

When receiving a hand job you jizz in her hand and she tries to use your cum as web to climb a wall.

I gave her a massive load and she spiderman'd up my wall.

by Busta Hymen June 10, 2008

spiderman a ho

The act of ejaculating on a girls face so much and in all different directions that it appears to be a spiderweb. Sometimes leading to the girl saying "I CAN'T SEE!!!" or "IT'S BURNING MY EYES!!!"

I had been backed up for so long that when i finally got some, i had to spiderman a ho.

by dazo5 November 2, 2007

Barking Spider

A Fart.

background: if a spider could make a sound it would "bark" and it wouldn't be as loud as a dog bark, and a fart isn't as loud as a dog and it's near to the ground. If someone farts and everyone looks around to see who done it,but everyone acts innocent one
might say... It was a Barking Spider

(fart) I didn't fart, it was a Barking Spider!

by Sap December 25, 2004

Spider Punch

Punching someone in the anus.

I was in the middle of this awesome threesome when my buddy got a little too close to me so I ended up giving him a spider punch.

by DMITCH November 22, 2007

Back door spider

A definition based upon a descriptive view of a anus!

She was on the rag, so I slammed it in her Back door spider

by Seth N. February 18, 2005

SPIDERMAN

WHEN A MALE EJACULATES IN HIS HAD AND THEN THROWS IT ON HIS PARTNER.

JACK DID A SPIDERMAN ON JILL

by HERES MY NAME June 19, 2008

spider tits

Those tiny little boobies with pointy nipples.

Yuck dude, thems spider tits on that ho!

by Captain Spidertits October 7, 2008