Ninja snowball

When you collect your fart in your cupped hand and throw it like a snowball in the general direction of anybody unexpecting it.

Rob's spaghetti O's looked kind of bland so when he turned his head I spiced them up with a ninja snowball.

by Stinky Brownthumb July 15, 2018

Schrodinger's ninja

A person who is not wearing a mask, but still somehow manages to sneak into a place where masks are required, especially when there are guards at the entrance.

I was so confused! This man must have been a ninja to have been able to so easily sneak in without a mask. But if he actually was a ninja, then he would have been wearing a mask anyways! What manner of strange creature was this who was both a ninja and not? It was Schrodinger's ninja!

by Vinderex July 8, 2020

Ninja Slice

A slice of pizza that is equivalent to 2 or more slices of pizza; typically 2-3 slices as one.

Dude A: Yo, do you want slice of pizza?

Dude B: Ya man, make it a Ninja Slice!

Dude A: What is a Ninja Slice?

Dude B: It's like two to three slices of pizza as one slice.

by Plasmaskies619 March 21, 2019

Ninja Cockblock

Cockblocking someone by staring at them from behind an object.

Lee is such a ninja cockblocker, look at him watch us make-out behind that tree.

by Samuraipenisguarder October 31, 2010

Ninja Muffin

A term for a obese, muffin shaped man that used as a derogatory term for people who can't do anything proactive

Do you know Carl? He still lives with his parents and is a total Ninja Muffin

by JoeJoeJoeJoeJonas October 3, 2016

Cookie Ninja

Someone who is extremely proficient at stealing cookies without being spotted, regardless of how many people are in the vicinity.

Guy sees cookie.
Guy reaches for cookie.
Cookie disappears.
Guy cries.
Cookie Ninja has won.

by DLTZ April 28, 2013

status ninja

One who successfully exercises the art of changing the topic of a social media status by posting a comment that instigates a conversation or argument about something irrelevant to the status.

Sally's Status: "I just had a baby... I am so excited"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"

by mangyoldog January 10, 2013