In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019
Get the Morning Loggingmug. A formal greeting to greet the Queen of the Darling world; this phrase is usually spoken by the Old Man, or occasionally the Leaves Old Man in a song. The tune is recognised throughout the Palace and is one of the most recognisable songs in modern history.
Often, it is spoken not in the morning but rather late at night when the Queen is reading in bed. This may be confusing but most Palace members are used to it.
Often, it is spoken not in the morning but rather late at night when the Queen is reading in bed. This may be confusing but most Palace members are used to it.
song
Good Morning, Your Majesty, Da Daaaa...
Da Da Da Da,
Da Da Da Da!
Notation - each note corresponds to one syllable
Every new line is a start of a new bar (4/4 time)
The symbol % is used to signify a crotchet's rest
C
F F % C
E C E %
C C % C
C Bb A %
% C C Bb
F
Good Morning, Your Majesty, Da Daaaa...
Da Da Da Da,
Da Da Da Da!
Notation - each note corresponds to one syllable
Every new line is a start of a new bar (4/4 time)
The symbol % is used to signify a crotchet's rest
C
F F % C
E C E %
C C % C
C Bb A %
% C C Bb
F
by magneticpoo September 14, 2024
Get the Good Morning, Your Majestymug. Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"
by mrcoper May 22, 2018
Get the Good Morning and God Blessmug. by HandleNotUsedForSaleCondomSale November 6, 2023
Get the morning breakfast potatoesmug. Person 1: "Very good morning my friend"
person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "It's An expression that claims the Morning is very Good, instead of just good."
person 2: "Very Thank you for explaining this to me my friend"
Person 1: "what?"
person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "It's An expression that claims the Morning is very Good, instead of just good."
person 2: "Very Thank you for explaining this to me my friend"
Person 1: "what?"
by Quasar Logarithm Omega Artemis December 1, 2021
Get the Very good morningmug. A greeting popularised by Cape Coloureds in South Africa. They say "mornings" instead of "morning" just in case they don't feel like talking to you for the rest of the week, the 's' makes up for the other days
by Mettie July 30, 2019
Get the Morningsmug. by 21cheapbeanz December 1, 2024
Get the morning buhnmug.