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Zombie Math

When canned and conventional math methods (or dated and dead ideas) live on, and anxious teachers and parents rely on old school techniques to solve word problems, especially when oft-visual problem-solving strategies are available to help students with “look-see” solutions.
Tens of thousands of American math teachers are stuck with zombie math, refusing to experiment with Singapore’s more intuitive bar model method in solving brain-unfriendly math questions.
by Numerati December 9, 2024
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Math

A pointless procedure in which americans learn what dead guys had to say about 'N'S
"I'm your new math teacher!"
by SavagelyGucci November 8, 2016
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Math Policy

Math policy means that 32 × 1 is always equal to 32 , but 33 × 1 does not equal 32 . My teacher tought me this lesson last year at 1st grade
I math policy your big head every day , Jamie Fredrick .
by Mathpolicyguy November 19, 2020
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Girl Math

A money-spending primitive mostly young girls use while shopping
Girl 1: I got myself 3 new shirts yesterday!
Girl 2: That must've been expensive. How come?
Girl 1: The first shirt was 50 dollars off, and the second and third were 20 dollars each, so how could i say no to 10 free bucks?
Girl 2: GIRL MATH!!!
by Tetilosto October 31, 2023
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math

That moment when you're crying and dying at the same time. Prepare to waste time in life.
Geral Fitzgerald: I math you!

Todd: Nuh uh!
by The Space Cow February 28, 2022
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math

A FUcking horrible and dangerous endangerment to whole humanity, aka Earth extinction, global warming, toba catastrophe, etc. its actually acronym for: murdering, arguments, tyrannical, hellish
inspired by something

english: Hello psychopath called "math"
english: Who likes you?
math: Um
math: Square root of -1
english:i dotn speak math wtf
math: It means imaginary because you cant multiply something to a negative value, negative value is visually nonexistent in physical form of geometrical shapes.
english: I didnt fucking ask for an explanation i just want you to speak NORMALLY
math: ok

spanish: como estas bueno amigos/amigas, how ya doing
english: help this dumass called "math"
spanish: what
science: hes been pretty psychopathic more than me
spanish: o k
by imakeweirddefinitions April 6, 2023
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Math

The most useless thing to ever exist. Gives you anxiety, depression, messed up sleep schedule, etc
Math teacher: ok class today we won’t be learning about stuff in the real world, we will be learning about how to find “x”!

Student: Wtf-
by Cool_kid😎 January 12, 2021
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