When canned and conventional math methods (or dated and dead ideas) live on, and anxious teachers and parents rely on old school techniques to solve word problems, especially when oft-visual problem-solving strategies are available to help students with “look-see” solutions.
Tens of thousands of American math teachers are stuck with zombie math, refusing to experiment with Singapore’s more intuitive bar model method in solving brain-unfriendly math questions.
by Numerati December 9, 2024
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english: Hello psychopath called "math"
english: Who likes you?
math: Um
math: Square root of -1
english:i dotn speak math wtf
math: It means imaginary because you cant multiply something to a negative value, negative value is visually nonexistent in physical form of geometrical shapes.
english: I didnt fucking ask for an explanation i just want you to speak NORMALLY
math: ok
spanish: como estas bueno amigos/amigas, how ya doing
english: help this dumass called "math"
spanish: what
science: hes been pretty psychopathic more than me
spanish: o k
english: Hello psychopath called "math"
english: Who likes you?
math: Um
math: Square root of -1
english:i dotn speak math wtf
math: It means imaginary because you cant multiply something to a negative value, negative value is visually nonexistent in physical form of geometrical shapes.
english: I didnt fucking ask for an explanation i just want you to speak NORMALLY
math: ok
spanish: como estas bueno amigos/amigas, how ya doing
english: help this dumass called "math"
spanish: what
science: hes been pretty psychopathic more than me
spanish: o k
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