Kita

The cutest dog in the whole wide world

Awwww is that your dog??? She’s such a Kita!!!

by Mvplewis3 April 13, 2019

Kitana

An amazing girl who was WAY out of my league, but is still dating me. Times may be tough, but she pushes on. Because no matter how many times she denies it, she's strong. I love you, kitana. I promise, I'll get us out of here

I love you, kitana

by Jesus the holy spirit July 9, 2019

go fly a kite

Get Lost!

Why don't you go fly a kite and stop asking me for money?

by Nameless 80s June 12, 2016

kitchenheimer's

When you walk into the kitchen for something and immediately forget what you walked there for, and have to go back to the physical location where you started out before you can remember what you were going to the kitchen for. Can happen repeatedly.

X: Why are you standing in front of the sink?
Y: It's the damned kitchenheimer's. I'm gonna have to go back out to the living room. It's, like, the third time. (Starts out) Oh yeah--I wanted to get some ice cream.

by pieplate August 6, 2009

meatloaf kitty

Meatloaf Kitty (a.k.a. cat loaves) is the expression used when you find your feline friend with his paws and tail completely tucked beneath his/her body. It looks somewhat like she/he is sitting in an imaginary meatloaf pan. If a tail is still protruding, it is not an officially sanctioned meatloaf.

When a human encounters such a sight, it is usually proclaimed aloud: "sing-songy Meat...loaf... Meatloaf Kitty!".

by Steph796 January 20, 2009

stiff kitten

(n) someone who is very boring and not socially outgoing. lacks a social life, commonly turns down invitations to do fun stuff

Eric never wants to come drinking with us, he's such a stiff kitten.

by waxy z August 16, 2009

Stuffing Your Kite

The act of eating large quantites of food in one eating session. Also known as stuffing yourself, gobbing it or necking it.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Oh, nothing.
Person 1: Are you stuffing your kite again?

by noonoo1 July 6, 2010