jizz accident

1) Ejaculate that ends up in an undesirable location, typically as a result of masturbation. For example, on a keyboard, laptop, computer monitor, a pet. May cause damage and will always require unpleasant cleanup.

2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.

Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.

1)
"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".

2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".

by alveraan July 27, 2018

Jizz wizz

When someone has a particularly pleasurable masturbation experience

“You were in there a long time”
“I was busy with a jizz wizz

by Princessdonkey February 16, 2020

Jizz Hands

The act of cumming into your hands and then shaking them vigorously.

"After sex, I like to do jizz hands to celebrate."

by John Locke 'n' Load September 22, 2017

Jizz-monster

A male/female whose face has been covered in so much semen that he/she resembles a monster.

Don't be afraid Tom, this isn't a real monster, it's just a Jizz-monster.

by Rybu April 11, 2013

yogurt jizz

The liquid on top of yogurt that most people throw away or stir in.

What's the liquid on top of my yogurt? Yogurt jizz.

by jojo95 May 10, 2016

Chick Jizz

The fluid that comes out of the vagina when a woman squirts.

Dude 1: "Bro, i was eating this chick out yesterday and i got chick jizz on my face"

Dude 2: "Dude i know you got pics lets see"

by Badass McGeexD January 21, 2011

jizz bag

Can be synonymous with "Douche Bag" in certain circles.

Him?...that guys a complete jizz bag.

by jasonic September 14, 2005