Carter-ed

To turn one’s female ex partner lesbian or bisexual after dating, usually a result of poor treatment.

Hey man what happened to your ex?
She got carter-ed

by MikhailVEVO October 20, 2022

The Ed Experience

When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.

"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"

"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."

by WiscoWhistler November 07, 2020

Pro ed

A troop of rule breaking holes who are studied and have with each other.

Bob:You are gae
Pro ed guy: yes

by Poisonedish April 05, 2021

beach(ed) one

To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water

Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”

by Clark Ruby October 19, 2019

BIGG ED

THAT GUY NAMED ED WITH 22 INCH BICEPTS THAT WILL CRUSH YOU,AFTER PUTING YOU IN A HEAD LOCK.

DON,T MESS WITH BIGG ED, HE WILL HURT YOU.

by HEAVY HITTER March 30, 2013

Two-Line Ed

A person that only uses 2 lines in their rap verses when freestyling/battling.

Matty: "Yo my name is Ed, I'll put you to bed......ohhhhhh what now, munse."
Sammy: "Dude you literally just made one rhyme, your such a Two-Line Ed."

by Samuel Adams Wisner September 22, 2010

Hamas-ed

When the Islamic Jihadi Terrorists organization/people/country brutally kill parents (obviously, Israeli, Indian, or non-Islamic people) in front of their kids (obviously babies), and later put the photo-shoot of themself (Hamas terrorists) taking care of kids and babies, obviously to win sympathy point from western countries and UN.

Pakistan Hamas-ed Indians multiple times after independance and many more in recrmt time

by Fuck Hamas and Islamic Jihad January 09, 2024