Country Music

Music for sister-fucking, Ford F150-driving hicks and white trash who dwell in the most non-country ass places, like a suburb.

There are three constants in life: Death, Taxes, and FUCK COUNTRY MUSIC.

Human: I don't like country music.

Country Fans: *Attack of the Body Snatchers scream and point.*

by Piss Machine September 28, 2024

cross country freak

A partner who send nude pics and videos to you but you don't know them personally you met them online and y'all only hit each other up for that.

I met Veronica on snap chat's app monkey and she is my cross country freak

by johnynhoy March 15, 2017

New Polynormers Country

For the same definition, see "Hell"

New Polynormers Country is hell, don't go there

by fwefff September 24, 2022

Country Boy

Usually a teenage southern who speaks with a strong accent and wears square toed western boots despite never being on horseback. They drive lifted trucks because their cocks are small and fly confederate flags and claim "it's muh heritage." Country boys will spend 90% of the time trying to one up eachother on how country they are and 10% of the time fishing or hunting, which arent even strictly country things. They brag about how country boys like themselves can do anything when it comes to manual labour and fixing things, yet 9 times out of 10 they're the dumbest fucks on the jobsite.

Person 1: hey here comes that country boy that thinks hes a tough cowboy.
Person 2: while i pretend to like his ariats snatch his dodge hat.

by Anus Destroyer 69 September 10, 2021

Country Fever

Stemming from the original phrase “cabin fever”, when a frequent traveler becomes mentally sick of staying in their country of origin and starts longing to travel outside their country again.

Ugh, I need to go to Europe this fall… I am starting to get country fever here!

by hotguy217 April 15, 2022

Country Music Fan

A individual who enjoys 2 or more songs by country artists.

"I really enjoy listening to country music, I love Lee Brice and Brad Paisley. I just love country music. That makes me a country music fan" says Megan

"Country music sucks" replied Ben

by BleuCheeseACV January 15, 2019

Country Toads

Toads, but Country.

I am extremely attracted to Country Toads.

by slightlyshort :0 November 8, 2019