shits in suits

Politicians, lawmakers, judges, all sorts of authority. Fuck them, and fuck the law.
The problem doesn't rely on the boys in blue, it relies on the shits in suits. They give the orders, the others just follow them. It's chain of command. Those boys in blue bastards need to show results at the end of the month while the shits in suits wander around the world, preaching their own way of life.
by lovepostpunk October 03, 2013
Get the shits in suits mug.

horizontal shit

A shit that is horizontal.

A horizontal shit is essentially a turd that turned sideways while still inside the rectum, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the anus in the process. It often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.
"damn man, yesterday I had a horizontal shit so bad it made my ass look like the Japanese flag"
by LongWangChang February 22, 2016
Get the horizontal shit mug.

Shit the couch

When a girl takes it in the rear, and when the man pulls out the girl literally takes a shit on the couch.
"Hey, did you hear? Tanya shit the couch last night?"

"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"
by pinohkio December 16, 2011
Get the Shit the couch mug.

shit pouch

Another name for your mouth because of all the crap that comes out of it.
Why don't you keep that shit pouch of yours closed because you don't know what you're talking about.
by Hawks17 October 10, 2015
Get the shit pouch mug.

shit tank

When you take a crap in someone's toilet tank. Usually done at a party so no one can figure out who did it.

Synonomous with Upper Deck
Dude, last night I got so drunk at this party that I gave some guy a shit tank.
by gilbo95 March 09, 2008
Get the shit tank mug.

Shit in a Boot

The class of restaurants found in Collegetown in Ithaca, New York. They are all over-priced restaurants where you could serve cheap, second-hand leather boots from the south, with cow shit, and the students there would not be able to tell the difference.
Hey, I just went to CTB, and picked up this awesome wrap.

Dude, your carrying shit in a boot.
by man.lex October 29, 2009
Get the Shit in a Boot mug.

Shit Wizard

A person who has the uncanny ability to create a shit storm (drama) out of nothing.
by randumnumber April 13, 2011
Get the Shit Wizard mug.