when one notices a -1 on the number of facebook friends due to someone deactivating or blocking; typical behaviors of one trying excessively to retain a nonexistent popularity.
Dave- So I notice you deactivated your facebook the other day.
Gray- Yeah, I thought that it was too distracting. Wait, how did you–
Dave- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?
Yes, Dave was friend counting.
Gray- Yeah, I thought that it was too distracting. Wait, how did you–
Dave- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?
Yes, Dave was friend counting.
by pooshine December 29, 2009
Get the Friend Counting mug.Can't believe he asked me to shoot his wedding for a friend price of $100. For fuck's sake, I'm a professional photographer! Been doing this shit for years. I normally charge, at minimum, $5000 to shoot a wedding.
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Get the friend price mug.The true definition of being friend zoned: When you have lots of friends, but you will be forever alone
by Angelina, The Dick Sucker December 31, 2014
Get the Friend zone mug.The point at which you can no longer date a girl. She has told you too many secrets, or you took too long to make your move.
You are now in the friends zone, and there is no return.
You are now in the friends zone, and there is no return.
Guy - Hey girl, I've been thinking, we've been getting along pretty good now and I want to take you out on a date, I really like you.
Girl - Awwww I think you're a really nice, sensitive, understanding guy, but I love you like a friend. So, just friends?
Guy - (thinks) Damn I'm in the friends zone.
Girl - Awwww I think you're a really nice, sensitive, understanding guy, but I love you like a friend. So, just friends?
Guy - (thinks) Damn I'm in the friends zone.
by C Levon August 12, 2006
Get the Friends Zone mug.Referring to Ellen Degeneres. A phrase used when asking about a female's sexual preference. Basically asking is a particular woman gay. First heard on Community by Annie.
Person 1: So is Hannah... A friend of Ellen's...?
Person 2: Yes she is. And you can just say gay, moron.
Person 2: Yes she is. And you can just say gay, moron.
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Get the A friend of Ellen's mug.Someone who is always there for you no matter what. Someone who loves you so much that at the end of the day they agree to disagree. Someone who is your best friends for life NO MATTER WHAT.
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