Old Faithful

A blow job from an elderly woman with a stoma, while in the lie back position. To achieve full old faithful status, one must ejaculate while buried in the throat through the stoma hole on to her chest.

When I find an elderly bitch with a stoma, I'm totally gonna give that whore an old faithful.

by The Rapey Dog May 28, 2017

chasity faith lewis

The most sexiest person alive. She is everything a guy would want outta her. She is beautiful talented and so very gorgeous. If any guy were to go out with her u won't regret it. Her laugh is very contagious. Loves to sing write model step dance and act. She is a natural beauty. As long as she got ur trust and loyalty any relationship with chasity will last a life time. Her smile is amazingly beautiful very funny. Brightens ur day when u sad. A great listener. A TRUE awesome friend. Will always have ur back. Super attractive. And just everything a Godly woman would be. Charity is the best person to have ever come into anyone's life.

Friend:dude who is that
Friend 2:that's chasity faith lewis
Friend: wow she's beautiful. I want her

by Titi laree June 24, 2017

hidden faith

being openly gay behind closed doors but being a faithful to god and his will or being part of cult

no man I'm true don't worry about it I have my hidden faith

by Your life in a nutshell June 28, 2017

Wade faith

A man who fucks you're girl behind your back after he told you it wouldn't happen

He fucked your girl behind your back fuckin wade faith

by Swagdaddy5595580 October 19, 2017

mia faith

Mia is a girl who us really sassy and is a good friend but always .

OMG MIA FAITH YOUR SO ANNOYING

by RaeRaeShelton March 12, 2019

Old Faithful

When you’re riding a guy’s cock and you squirt so hard that you force his dick out of you with the ensuing gush.

I was riding him like a pony when he made me have an old faithful and I launched myself right off his dick.

by Taz’sgirl November 14, 2019

Old Faithful

When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.

Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!

You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!

by JJbangs124 June 27, 2020