I fucking love blueberry donuts so much I would eat one off of Brandon's cock. That's how much I love blueberry donuts.
by Texas Nick M. September 14, 2013
When an individual goes on vacation and has no physical or sexual contact with any woman before he leaves ..
by Bravo Robinson March 19, 2019
When an individual goes on vacation and has no physical or sexual contact with any woman before he leaves ..
by Bravo Robinson March 19, 2019
jealousy of any wildcat football player that results in the lining of ones anus to turn into an "eagle donut"
by jedadiah July 09, 2006
by Slimbaby January 03, 2016
Hell yeah, Hank, come on down! We just got back from the butcher and we're fryin' up some cowboy donuts!
by Megamickel June 29, 2019
Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.
"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
by Vari the Vampire November 07, 2023