disorder

A health issue which insurance has to pay for. If it's not a disorder, they don't care.

I was diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder, now my insurance pays for all of my therapy!

by Casabear January 24, 2023

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Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder

Also known as (CNTD). The affected person will have no control over when or where they tug their nuts.

"Joe has Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder and was caught tugging his nuts in the kitchen"

by Wenis man January 27, 2023

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oppositional defiance disorder

the affliction of dogmatically taking the opposite stance on the current thing to that of the main stream media

"I do not have the oppositional defiance disorder that some people have. .. There are a lot of people who are now in a position where the way that they determine what is true, is they go, 'What is the main stream media saying? It must be the opposite of that.'" - Konstantin Kissin 2023

by Minerva Austin February 19, 2023

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Testicular Syndrome Disorder

When your testicle is red and puffy and you have a lack of semen. Some Side effects are: Testicular cancer, small penisites (does not spread), and Extreme pain in your balls.

I talked to my doctor. They said I have Testicular Syndrome Disorder.

by Proud Feetus Carrier February 19, 2023

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Bipolar Disorder

A term used to describe people with up and down mood swings where the “up” leads to nothing

Everyone thinks I have bipolar disorder but I’m just a Carlton supporter. We were coming 4th in round 17 last year and didn’t even make finals. This is team gives me more false hope than the girls I dated in my 20s. I can’t wait for the footy season to start, they’ll win it this year

by Crunchybon March 28, 2025

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