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Sharlston Community School

Sharlston Community school, although officially a school for 4 to 11 year olds, the average pupil age is 42. Sadly due to the deprivation in the area, children are held back each year. Those that fair worst are 17th generation Sharlston related to their brothers, mums, sisters, cousins, dad. It's normal to date the next door neighbour who's probably already their first cousin. They will aspire to one day have their own council house and go to pay weekly sofas for a 3 piece suite. Nutrition is poor so children are often clinically obese, the average child is at least 6 stone over the recommend bmi. The school serves meat pie, turkey dinasours and custard every day, the 5 dehydrated peas in the offal pie count as the 5 a day , the head cook Shazza says she's extremely proud of her healthy wholesome menu. The pta often fund raise, selling raffle tickets, to fund the new roof. Sadly the money is paid maintain the teachers wine fund and to pay off ofsted with no benefit to the school. Lessons are not planned, with Chinese nail beauticians paid peanuts to watch the children while the teachers swan off on school trips to Italy without the children.
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Schrödinger’s Communism

This is an argument generally used by right-wing or pro-capitalist people or politicians in regards to their ideological views on communism. This is related to their often bipolar or unfounded claims that communism is such a terrible system that it simply falls on its own, while simultaneously being so powerful that it needs to be personally dismantled from outside powers like the United States of America.
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Ultra-Communism

Ultra-Communism, also Ultracommunism, is an off-compass left-unity to lib-left ideology that supports the development of a communist society without the transitory stages before that, like socialism and state capitalism. Ultra-communism supports the idea of consensus politics together with radical politics and radical changes towards a communist society, mainly by abolition of private property, value-form, reaction, anti-communist things, mass culture and so on. Ultra-communism is also portrayed by being post-materialist, post-positivist and post-humanist, supporting the overcoming of the material conditions by technology and by reaching a high level of being.
"Ultra-Communism supports the development of technologies able to overcome the material conditions and reach an extraphysical (post-physical) level of being, despite ultra-communism would simply destroy mass culture and replace mass culture by something else that would be compatible with ultra-communism."
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