bong goblin

A bong goblin is a young lady who is a permanent fixture of the student house party scene.

Can be found congregating in a smoky corner in the darkest recess of the party, getting wasted on any homemade weed delivery mechanism such as a bong. A bong goblin generally passes out due to copious inhalation of said weed.

The bong goblin is also generally a candidate for a good ol' tee-bagging and the occasional spooge incident.

In summary, a crack whore in training

Kev - Did you see Sophie at the party last night? She was wasted man

Chris - She is nothing but a Bong Goblin

Kev - I hear that

by bigS May 11, 2014

(mtb) mind the bong

When a bong is in a precarious position and you notice this, then announce it to the squad.

Bong is in a Precarious Position Comrade noticed this
Comrade: "hey guys, (mtb) mind the bong"
Bdiddy and Moisty: "ok mate"
Comrade: "Sound"
Moisty minds the bong (mtb)

by Moisty97 September 30, 2018

Ultra Bong

A person who decides to take the next level of smoking big bongs. This time an Ultra Bong can legit make you more stupid and high than a rock.

Woah Donald, you decided to smoke an ultra bong. You're so high

by Real YT Tartarus May 3, 2021

Meat Bong

Meat bong is a fellow co worker always trying to impress bosses and will throw anyone under the bus to gain praise from there superiors.

"Whoa did you see Micky Bruz at Prestart on nicks meat bong "

by Blackrock90 September 6, 2017

pulling bongs

When a group of guys have a smoke-fest with a bong

We were pulling bongs all day Saturday

by The Shane December 6, 2021

The devils bong rip

The act of farting into a girls vagina and then having her queef it out while the guy inhales it like a bong rip.

Hey bro I just did the devils bong rip with Stacey. It made me higher then any weed ever could

by Joevickberg October 22, 2025

Party Bong

A Party Bong is typically an old bong you’ve had for awhile, used for smoking marijuana, often reserved for social gatherings, parties, or when hanging out with friends outside of your own home. The purpose is to safeguard your regular or higher-end bong from potential damage during these occasions.

Ty: Are you bringing your new bong to the party?

Nicole: No, I’m bringing my old one, I don’t want to break my new one.

Ty: Oh, your Party Bong?

by lover 11 April 5, 2024