Double unicorn

Where a male attaches a dildo on his forehead and lays on his back, while his partner (most of the times male) rides the dildo that is on his head, then bends over and starts giving the male a blow-job.
“Me and my husband wanted to try something new in bed so we tried the double unicorn,”

Bobby told his friend,“it was very pleasurable but I’m worried that if we do it more often he could start developing back problems.”
by JizzJazz the space girl January 13, 2020
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Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by December 19, 2021
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Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by the big gay boi December 19, 2021
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The Blood Unicorn

When someone fucks a girl on their period, then shakes the blood off their dick onto the woman's face
Hey dude, last night I rode The Blood Unicorn, and man, is it messy.
by Swiftercat September 20, 2020
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slippery unicorn

When you put an ice cream cone on your head and you penetrate the woman's vaginal chamber while, screaming "I'm an invincible unicorn!"
Jay: Hey did you see Garrett yesterday?
Mark: Yeah, wasn't he doing the slippery unicorn to his girl.
Jay: What the fuck I was talking about I saw them at the arcade yesterday! Are you high?!
Mark:Maybe
by DuckLord500 May 30, 2024
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Slippery unicorn

When a man puts a melted ice cream cone on his head and penetrates her with it woman's vaginal chamber while screaming, "I am an invincible unicorn!!!"
Jack pulled a slippery unicorn and everyone looked at him with absolute disgust
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Unicorning

A sex act wherein one participant affixes a strap-on to their forehead and uses it to penetrate their partner.
Dude, did you hear Andrew got caught unicorning Lauren last night?
by lethargic_sheep January 18, 2019
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