MuM

MuM;
Methed-Up-Moron
MumHead
MumTime - time to methup or methout
Mumedup - tweaking hard
Mummers - group of MumHeads tweaking hard
MumNuts - nickname
MumDum - nickname
MumBasket - Going to die from doing meth
Mummed Out - coming down from days of meth - possibly sleeping

Don't be a Mumhead!
He's mummed out.
These mummers are everywhere
I'll pick up MumDum
MumNuts is an idiot
Me was mumedup and got a bad batch, sent him to the MumBasket
That was his last MumTime

by MarzW4 June 4, 2021

YOUR MUM

SO MOTHERFUCKING BIG TITS

Hello there handsome girl
OMG ITS YOUR MUM! SHE IS SO SEXXXXYYYYYYYXYXYXYX

by Mano132 December 13, 2021

Your Mum

A hoe

Person 1. Your Mum is a Hoe.
Person 2. Ok

by DeathSpagett May 25, 2022

Ur mum

she is not real. you where adopted. But hey, at least they wanted you. :)

Fake Mother: Yo, child. I aint ur mum fam.
Child: Ok boomer

by lalala whatever February 26, 2020

Ur Mum

Big gae

Ur mum got big gae

by Ninjagotligma January 5, 2019

Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether

Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018

Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy

Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up

by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019