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Texas Honk

Jamming your horn in with all your force for far longer then is necessary. It is important to be extremely angry during this process, despite the fact that nothing bad has happened and there is absolutely no danger present. As the name implies it helps to be surrounded by ignorant people who assume that they are always in the right; and it is their duty to punish you for anything they deem as wrong.
Car 1 changes lanes in front of Car 2.

There is adequate spacing between the two cars, and Car 2 does not need to change speeds in order to maintain this distance.

Car 2 performs a Texas Honk.
by Rawb Dawgy December 8, 2009
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Texas tumbletruck

A sex position in which the female does a full split while the male fits an entire tractor into her vagina. Ouch.
I'mma pull a Texas Tumbletruck on dat bitch's ass!
by shakeababy247 November 13, 2014
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texas whirlwind

It's when you start cumming, and you move your penis around in a circular fashion, so a circle of cum appears on your woman's face.
Man 1: I gave her a texas whirlwind last night.

Man 2: Sweet.
by gamma82000 December 26, 2009
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Texas ShotGun

when you hitting a girl from the and grab her by throat . you pull her back by her throat like a shotgun.
Texas ShotGun them sluts love it
by Black Mask Kei December 4, 2013
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Texas Oyster

The Texas Oyster is when you are the only male partaking in a threesome, delicately ejaculate into one of the women's eyes and direct the other female to suck the ejaculate out of there like an oyster.
I came in that tricks eye and made my bottom bitch give her a Texas Oyster.
by Tucker Rosemont November 4, 2013
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texas chainsaw

When a man tries to saw his penis into your poon
Man Jeff tried to texas chainsaw me last night
by Jbroiz December 29, 2013
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texas cuntfucker

The act of shitting in your partners mouth and your proceeds to give you a blow job with the shit still in their mouth
Yo Nigga I gave Tyrone a Texas cuntfucker last night
by infant annahilator September 5, 2014
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