Shark Tank

A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.

Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Tanks

Testicles; balls; nuts; nards

George: Man, I haven’t gotten laid in a week. My tanks are gettin’ full.
Dave: Better go rub one out and empty those bad boys.

by D. Lishus Thigh January 1, 2021

Tank

A dude who carries around an unusual amount of testosterone and never skips an opportunity to call you beta

Dave: Hey Bill, we had a nice workout session this morning, wanna go again tonight?

Bill: Yeah bro of course, the usual 3 hours?

Dave: Dude how else are we gonna be the tanks of the family

by cracee June 25, 2021

the tanks

Tanks above camp dodge in Johnston Iowa, where teens go to make out, have wild car sex, smoke weed, and drink.

“Dude I took my girl to the tanks after our date, you bet she gave me head”

by Johnstonsfullofhoes May 15, 2018

Busting the tank

Euphemism for anal sex

"I cant wait to get up with that girl and do a little busting the tank"

by klinkshame August 16, 2019

F-tanking It

The event in which one is driving on a full tank of gas.

"Hey man, I'll drive. I'm F-tanking it."

by The Jais August 28, 2006

Tank

Get lit, have fun, get together, have a good time, chilling.

Adjective: tanked
Noun: tank

Brad: Bruh, ready to get tanked this weekend?
Tim: Y’all ready know, yerrrrr

by weallfuckedthesamebitch May 21, 2018