Texas Mule

To be so thick skulled in an opinion
Person 1: I will give her one last chance. (after 5 previous chances)

Person 2: She isn't going to be loyal, Stop being a Texas Mule!
by Camaroz28Run January 29, 2015
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Texas Two

eh, Lonestar, where's your texas two? Get your ass to the store!
by Global Addiction April 17, 2009
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Texas Wildfire

A college student that was a big drag racer in Ohio that everyone called "Texas". With a wild and goofy personailty that one weekend had a big ball of fire in the car that was drag racing. And from that day on he was know as Texas Wildfire.
Who is that? Well thats Texas Wildfire
by carter highrise October 08, 2010
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texas potlicker

A term that refers to someone who fishes (usually wade fisherman and people who fish with bait) and uses his/her friends secret spots to impress their other friends. This secret spot will therefore be passed down from googan to googan becoming a not so "secret spot" in the end, usually taking 1-2 seasons of fishing. It is considered one of the duchiest of all the moves by friends because mostly everyone in Texas kill what they catch, rendering their spots useless for future use.
Woooowww, why have there been so many Texas potlickers slamming my favorite hole lately? I wonder if Kevin showed Scott and Granger my spots...?
by Louisianablast&cast August 15, 2015
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texas whirlwind

It's when you start cumming, and you move your penis around in a circular fashion, so a circle of cum appears on your woman's face.
Man 1: I gave her a texas whirlwind last night.

Man 2: Sweet.
by gamma82000 December 27, 2009
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texas chainsaw

When a man tries to saw his penis into your poon
Man Jeff tried to texas chainsaw me last night
by Jbroiz December 29, 2013
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texas cuntfucker

The act of shitting in your partners mouth and your proceeds to give you a blow job with the shit still in their mouth
Yo Nigga I gave Tyrone a Texas cuntfucker last night
by infant annahilator September 05, 2014
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