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Steve

A wonderful loving man who makes you smile. A best friend and lover in one. Sometimes harsh but always knows what to say and how to say it. He inspires loyalty and devotion from those around him. The man who others rely on but at times he will need someone to rely on and when he does he always turns to the same person.
Actually, Steve thinks he is a mature “man” aka a little boy over compensating for everything because he feels inferior to others due to his height and mediocre degree from a very below average university. Believes that he is the smartest guy in the room. Begins practicing martial arts in order to give himself a purpose but really just wants to use it as a conversation piece to appear stronger, bigger and more masculine. Has not gotten laid in the last 12 months, so he gives up masturbating and porn to justify the fact that he cannot get laid.

A short person, someone who has no reason to live. He’s got little hands and little eyes and walks around tellin' great big lies. He’s got a little nose and tiny little teeth.
Did you hear about Steve? That short guy from the Bagel Boss video who got his beat?
by Average Height Matt July 12, 2019
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Steve Irwin

A Great naturalista donde who died to that stinging cunt, also being harassed by pedophiles eating threatened Animals. (PETA)
Crickey cunt I miss Steve Irwin Mate...
by Sick_Cuntmate July 16, 2019
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Steve

A cop who deals with 4 kids and likes classic Mario and crocs and has two dogs and 2 cats and a bunny
Man, you're turning into a steve
by Josh_W474 July 19, 2019
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Steve Reynolds

Steve Reynolds is a bald man who enjoys hitting mallets on tables and DT. He is a strange being who will escort you off the premises if things get too heated. Steve vaguely resembles a diplodocus crossed with a hard boiled egg.

Overall Steve is an absolute ledge and will go down in history as one of the greatest men who lived
Steve Reynolds : “LOOK AT THE SCREEN PLEASE
by Wockywockywocky July 24, 2019
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Scuba Steve

A man getting oral underwater in a pool.
Hey man I got a scuba Steve last night!
by Pandaz32 July 27, 2019
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Steve

Steve is a god and should be worshiped with all hearts and you should offer your souls to Steve.
Steve is my God and we worship Steve.
by Steve disciple July 30, 2019
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Godly steve

Biggest, sexiest man alive. Just fucks bitches, shotguns brewskis and drops logs all day long.
Bro godly Steve is a fucking beast he just shotgunned a beer off a girls head
Yessir his a god
by Stevesteves August 1, 2019
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