Funky Spider

ya know... auto-erotic asphyxiation. The Funky Spider.

"Bro. I almost kicked the bucket last night.."

"What happened?!"

"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."

"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"

by fjoltul November 12, 2023

Spider

An Australian drink, commonly with either coke or creaming soda, and vanilla ice-cream. You fill a cup 3/4 the way up with the soft drink, and then you put the rest with ice cream.

Oh, I'm feeling special today, I might have a spider to cool off and relax, let's treat myself shall I?

by Aussie smartass November 15, 2023

Spider goulash

1. A phrase my father said when my mother made tomato and sausage pasta.
2. (Exclamation) An exclamatory phrase conveying anger or frustration

Ex. “Spider goulash again?!”- my dad
Ex. “Oh spider goulash, I can’t find my car!”- my sister

by Ballhumper November 19, 2023

Giant Enemy Spider

A really strong enemy in a video game.

It's a... It's A... IT'S A GIANT ENEMY SPIDER! (Insert Giant Enemy Spider beatbox)

by DKG_ January 9, 2024

Spider Lily

A flower that's (not) very edible.

Person 1: “Hey, dude. You should go try a Spider lily! They taste amazing!”

Person 2: “I’ve ordered a few, do you know when during their life cycle I should eat them?”

Person 1: “Any time.”

by Killing Myself On My IG live January 14, 2024

Spider pig

What Dnut and The Girlscout would sing about ..when the Fluxcapasitator was broken, back when it was "The wayward home for Crack where's, and The Girlscout almost frog podded herself off of the ledge.

"Spider pig , spider pig, doing whatever a spider pig does...."

by Shawtys a 10 January 17, 2024

Spider-Thyst

it’s the Y in spyder :3 made this for my friend :0

spyder-thyst
"WHO THE ---- IS SPIDER-THYST! The only "spider-thyst" i know is earth-2900's Spyder-Thyst"

by S0phie :3 January 18, 2024