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Shit in a Boot

The class of restaurants found in Collegetown in Ithaca, New York. They are all over-priced restaurants where you could serve cheap, second-hand leather boots from the south, with cow shit, and the students there would not be able to tell the difference.
Hey, I just went to CTB, and picked up this awesome wrap.

Dude, your carrying shit in a boot.
by man.lex October 29, 2009
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Shit Wizard

A person who has the uncanny ability to create a shit storm (drama) out of nothing.
by randumnumber May 2, 2011
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shits in suits

Politicians, lawmakers, judges, all sorts of authority. Fuck them, and fuck the law.
The problem doesn't rely on the boys in blue, it relies on the shits in suits. They give the orders, the others just follow them. It's chain of command. Those boys in blue bastards need to show results at the end of the month while the shits in suits wander around the world, preaching their own way of life.
by lovepostpunk October 4, 2013
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Godzilla Shit

When you take a large, stiff shit that causes you to make a screeching howl much like godzilla.
Someone in the stall next to me was taking a serious godzilla shit!
by gw376 December 17, 2012
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horizontal shit

A shit that is horizontal.

A horizontal shit is essentially a turd that turned sideways while still inside the rectum, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the anus in the process. It often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.
"damn man, yesterday I had a horizontal shit so bad it made my ass look like the Japanese flag"
by LongWangChang September 3, 2016
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Milky Shit

When you are in a really bad situation and you can't do anything about it. You're screwed or got screwed over.
Mary: "I just broke my phone charger, I can't get another one because my car is in the shop, and my phone is at 2%."
John: "That's some milky shit."
by CMaggieS November 29, 2016
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