The problem doesn't rely on the boys in blue, it relies on the shits in suits. They give the orders, the others just follow them. It's chain of command. Those boys in blue bastards need to show results at the end of the month while the shits in suits wander around the world, preaching their own way of life.
by lovepostpunk October 03, 2013
A shit that is horizontal.
A horizontal shit is essentially a turd that turned sideways while still inside the rectum, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the anus in the process. It often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.
A horizontal shit is essentially a turd that turned sideways while still inside the rectum, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the anus in the process. It often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.
by LongWangChang February 22, 2016
Why don't you keep that shit pouch of yours closed because you don't know what you're talking about.
by Hawks17 October 10, 2015
When you take a crap in someone's toilet tank. Usually done at a party so no one can figure out who did it.
Synonomous with Upper Deck
Synonomous with Upper Deck
by gilbo95 March 09, 2008
A person who reacts like a squid when confronted but, in lieu of ink, utilizes their own shit to spew on to everything around them.
Frederick's such a shit squid, he accuses everyone of the same shit he does anytime he gets called out.
by derekjaydj October 12, 2019
by krbji March 28, 2016
The term used when someone consumes ecstasy and ex-lax and during the peak takes a shit.
As seen on the webcomic Ben Bongin
As seen on the webcomic Ben Bongin
Ben: I was shit trippin last night.
Buddy: What's that?
Ben: You take ecstasy & ex-Lax, and have the best shit of your life!
Buddy: That is disgusting. I gotta try it.
Buddy: What's that?
Ben: You take ecstasy & ex-Lax, and have the best shit of your life!
Buddy: That is disgusting. I gotta try it.
by JuniorStoner February 17, 2011