Sand spider

The guy who lurks in the back of the dunes on a hot day wearing long dark clothing, transition lenses in his glasses and a thermos full of hot tea. Usually squatting and watching the beach goers through his binoculars.

Let’s move further down the beach, there’s a creepy Sand spider in those dunes.

by Captain Ramrod November 24, 2021

Sandcastles in the sand

A sad love ballad (follow up to let’s go to the mall) in which a robot makes an appearance and Robin makes out with Simon on a bench

Barney begs to watch sandcastles in the sand after he finds out it exists

by Thomas Jeffershit November 23, 2021

solar sands

existensial dread

guy 1: i found a youtuber called solar sands
guy 2: hope you like exposure therapy

by Zordyn May 25, 2023

Sand slapper

A hand job but instead of lube they person uses sand and spit

My girl gave me a sand slapper on Daytona beach at night and I got a yeast infection but it was great

by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023

Cake sand

When your pals with a girl and she ignores you once into a serious relationship. Because it could cause unnecessary friction in the new relationship.

Oh I haven’t heard off her in a while since she was seeing so n so I’m in the cake sand.

by Jimmy minaj March 9, 2023

floating sand

When you illegally drive a lifted Toyota in Hawaii on a public beach that has been closed off to all vehicles, originated in Makaha but eventually made it to outer islands.

When you are too busy to pick up the phone because you are ‘floating sand’ with the boys

by Sillyboys808 March 19, 2023

master sand person

Victor

Don’t blow me up master sand person

by Johorthu June 4, 2024