open other celibate down

opposite of "shut the fuck up"
say this to yn's that preach and you wAnt to hear more

no thanks, open other celibate down

by shArtmaster2231sex May 4, 2025

opening dragon

when a real mf named Carlos does the griddy prior to slide cancelling into that bitches pussy while soft and yells slurs until he's hard inside of the woman (or man)

"Did you hear about Carlos doing the opening dragon?"

by openingdragon July 9, 2023

Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.

I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.

by Patty90 March 27, 2016

To Open the Bay Doors

To spread one’s butt cheeks during defecation as too minimize the clean-up that will be required.

“Forgot to open the bay doors today and was wiping for hours, so annoying!”

by Ka-Chowder May 11, 2022

opening

Slang for the ritual when you open a canned beverage with your friends in a certain way

guy1:Hey bro will we be opening tonight?
guy2:Of course man.

by Rumcájsz March 28, 2018

redundant can-opener usage

Refers to where you open a can of soup or fish wif a can opener even though said tasty-comestibles container has a built-in pull-tab.

Employing da "redundant can-opener usage" action isn't necessarily always a silly or time/effort-wasting operation --- it eliminates da hazardously-sharp torn-metal edge, and thus it can enable you to more-safely empty out da can's contents without risking cutting yourself (great for if you're having young and therefore-more-easily-injured children helping you prepare da meal), plus it allows you to more-thoroughly clean out da can instead of wastefully leaving a ring of perfectly-edible food inside da slightly-encroaching-into-da-can's-interior rim of da can.

by QuacksO December 30, 2021

open up the cheese trap

the phrase open up the cheese trap means everything and nothing. it can convey any emotion be used in any circumstance. it binds us it penetrates us. it was first uttered but the great braden jar-jar moore in the year 1123 A.D. after being set to be hanged for treason against high skibidi toilet council. right before he would fall and perish he spoke a phrase so simple and yet genius. after this he was thus set free and was deemed "king of all that is sigma". after 75 years of rule he passed on his rule to riley the bloody. he chose to spend the rest of his days in the mystical far off land of family guy 2 prop hunt. it is said he is still there to this day seeking enlightenment.

"open up the cheese trap 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😎😎😎😎😎😎🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😩😩😩😩😩😩✅✅✅✅✅✅🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺💯💯💯💯🤞💯😮😮😮😮😮😮🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓"

by b1lth July 10, 2024