Guilt nap

The nap that inevitably comes just after masturbating.

"I was late to work because my guilt nap lasted longer than usual."

by robr September 1, 2013

monster nap

(v.)Often confused with too much sleep. A monster nap is when you sleep for almost a full day due to lack of sleep the day before.

"Why was Derek pissed off at the dodgeball game?"
"We woke him up from his monster nap."

by theonewhoflops October 17, 2017

poop nap

when you're exhausted at work and pass out inside the construction site porta potty

I think Bob's takin' a poop nap again

by unklebob 666 June 7, 2024

deny nap

A person who falls asleep while watching television and then acts like the they were awake.

Why deny nap? You were snoring during the first five minutes of the show.

by Mr. Dish December 13, 2024

sloth nap

Not moving an inch while sleeping >16 hours.

I had a sloth nap.

by plato! August 6, 2024

Jump nap

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then falls asleep all while on the toilet

Josh went and took another jump nap while his coworkers were busy

by AnonRS001 April 1, 2022

Gang Nap

A group of three or more people taking a nap together simultaneously.

Being tuckered out after the gang bang, Sara suggested a much needed gang nap.

by Cambell17 January 14, 2018