One of the worst fucking games I've ever played singleplayer, one of the best multiplayer. The variety of Minecraft is vast but it can sometimes me a shit show of a game that worsens my brain cancer ten fold everytime I play it alone, I'd rather have a orgy with Justin Bieber in a hot tub than attempt a single player survival world. Better yet, add massage oil and jerk mate into the mix, and give Justin a Botox for extra quality. Fuck Minecraft, I'm too busy playing plants vs zombies.
by Hectic3613 May 16, 2022
by minecraft lover 123 August 22, 2023
The best game in history to exist, for many it represents their childhood. Anyone who doesn't like Minecraft is boring.
by loopylez April 17, 2020
A game populated by nerds, made by nerds, and made for nerds. Lots of scary things come and kill you while you try to have a nice time. Even without friends the game has a toxic environment because the whole game is designed against you.
by batteryboy December 04, 2020
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