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July 24

national slap your sister day is July 24 where you slap your sister every time they are being annoying
by Shawxx July 24, 2021
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July 21

July 21 is the day a girl asks her bestfriend out even if you're not part of LGBTQ+

And if you don't karma would hunt you
Emma-lets go out today is July 21
Paige-ok
by Yeulynlira20 July 2, 2021
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July 16

We don't get recognized enough, Scene Kid/Goth Kid/Emo Kid S3lf-H4rm awareness day (and my birthday happy birthday to me)
What day is it?

July 16, Scene kid/goth kid/emo kid SH awareness day!
by Goofy Scene Kid (Travis) April 29, 2023
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Christmas in July

When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.
Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:

Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)

"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."

Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.
by Space Wrangler July 25, 2021
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July 21st

NATional NAT Day. The one day of the year where Natalie has special time with a subject of her liking.
“Hey, Miles did you know today is July 21st?”
“No. What’s today?”
“It’s the day Natalie chooses between you and Owen to have some fun.”
by stankgingerluvr July 21, 2021
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July 21

July 21 is national ask someone out day. They can’t say no! Go ask someone out.
Hey Layla it’s July 21 so wanna go on a date?

Yes
by youraputa July 21, 2021
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Tha July

Tha July means that in the future or in a short while, mad shits about to go down. This can be used any time of the year “July” does not mean the month literally.
dude 1: i have a bad feeling about next year
dude 2 : it’s probably Tha July
by mothPimp June 1, 2020
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