toast jumpscared

When the sound of the toaster after it finishes toasting catches you by surprise

(mother) Why the fuck did you scream like that?

(son) Nothing mom, I got toast jumpscared

by mangojam 11 March 9, 2024

toast

A jewish person's bread

I like to turn bread into toast with my new "toaster".

by themanintheblacksuit July 13, 2018

Buttered toast

A sandwich of the open faced variety

"Hey brad, lets go get some open faced sandwiches"
"Ok chad how 'bout some buttered toast?"
"You read my mind"

by Sandwichlover9000 April 15, 2019

Toast

Some good fucking breakfast

Toast can be used for many things like, for either breakfast sandwich or with that nutella

by Cloud.ze.fluffy.wolf May 26, 2020

toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021

Kiri Toast

The up coming God of this era

Bow down to Kiri Toast and beg for mercy

by KiriMotherFuckingToast February 27, 2023

Toast

Something that starts out soft, but when it gets hot, it gets hard. (Even better when buttered).

Arian: Gosh, I really hope Alicia sits on my toast tonight.

Alicia: Hmmm..maybe I'll butter Arian's toast tonight.

by Juice Layer November 21, 2009