Pig Goggles

Pig Goggles also know as Onassis glasses or "Jackie O's" are very large sunglasses worn generally by unattractive women. This style of sunglasses is said to mimic the kind most famously worn by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. While originally worn by Onassis in the 1960's, the glasses eventually became popular with younger American girls around the year 2003. Big sunglasses have maintained their popularity through 2007. They have also expanded their demographic reach to adult women throughout the world. Modern day celebrities use these to hide from paparazzi but they are mostly favoured by visually unfortunate woman for the purpose of hiding the face, the glasses create the illusion of a aesthetically pleasing face as they only reveal the mouth and tip of the nose and give the impression of perfect symmetry for upper facial and bone structure which according to the golden ratio theory is the most important part of the face for creating aesthetics. The glasses are also known as reverse beer goggles and are disfavoured by males as they cause unnecessary head turning and checking out of unattractive females that from even short distances may appear attractive, numerous reputable mens magazines have called for a ban on the glasses.

Check out that chick!

Nah man you cant see past those pig goggles

by allstars1981 October 8, 2007

Pig Contest

Almost identical to hoggin, a pig contest involves two or more contestents that try to pick up the fattest and/or ugliest girl in a bar.

We didn't see any hotties in the bar, so me and my buddies decided to have a pig contest last night. I won because I banged your Mom!

by Tubzilla January 20, 2009

Spooge Pig

A person who loves drinking cum.

I blew over her face, and she wanted more... What a fuckin spooge pig!

by Redneck_Xf February 19, 2009

pig crow

Cop that is always looking for a reason to pull someone over

Damn that pig crow is been out here for weeks

Wonder when hes gonna leave

by Mr.Manny11113 January 23, 2014

pooch pig

Beautiful stomach fat that needs the word pig added to it to make it sound funnier.

Hi pooch pig.

by Mac n cheese March 28, 2014

odor pig

A really smelly person. Someone who reeks. Can be used to insult friends and family.

Why is my sister such an odor pig?

by Bowelly January 14, 2015

Pig Roast

When three people have sexual intercourse usually between two guys and a girl in which one guy is behind the girl penetrating her from behind and holding up her legs and the other guy is in front penetrating her mouth and holding the girl by Her arms. The girl then resembles a pig being roasted on a spit. This can also be done with a guy in the middle as the 'pig' or with girls on the sides with strap-ons as the 'spit'

Hey dude this girl wants to have a pig roast but I need another guy to be the other half of the spit. Do you mind?

by JGatz21 July 25, 2015