Master of the House

A game developed in the late 19th century to separate the men from the boys; the wheat from the chaff. A group of virile youths compete in a large manor - the object of the competition is too jerk off (to completion) in every room in the house (hallways and closets excluded). Participants MUST maintain eye contact with each other during each masturbatory round. The winner is exempt from being called faggot ever again. The losers are just fucking gay.

Dan broke eye contact with Blake during the final stretch of the Master of the House World Cup, thereby disqualifying the faggot.

by Monkeypants138 November 11, 2010

House of Cards

a legendary BTS fanfiction that is based on gangs.
Sadly, it got a lot of hate when it was first published, even if it is well written.

Fan 1: “Have you read House of Cards yet? It’s amazing.”
Fan 2: “I haven’t, can you give me tje link?”

by taegi9395 April 4, 2019

bird house

An overly stretched out butthole that stays open and you can see inside.

I bet I could fit a roll of quaters in that girls bird house without useing and form of lube

by scottie vaughan October 23, 2006

Cory In The House

THE BEST ANIME EVER MADE

Person 1:Have you ever seen cory in the house
Person 2:no
Person 1: its the BEST ANIME OUT THERE

by NickAnime April 22, 2017

hot house

just a normal house where normal people live in
except the normal people sells really expensive things
for a low price and half of the time their fake stuff
its kinda like a black market

me; yo do you know any hot house
vince; ya
me; dudde hook me up mang
vice; aights i need a new lv wallet anyways

by --lynn-- July 12, 2007

houses of the holy

A song by Led Zeppelin.

I like the song Houses of the Holy. It's tight son.

by wawaman May 25, 2007

full house

A huge dump of shit (that may even break the surface of the water), which beats the flush.

a: Hey sir! I've just shat a full house!

b: Christ ye'll have to give it a righ royal flush to shift it.

by Steviethehibby June 21, 2007