Animatronic Horse

What your turn into when you are drunk, but not angry drunk or sad drunk, specifically happy or goofy drunk.

The act of getting drunk is referred to as "plugging in the animatronic horse."

Example 1:
Person A: "What are you doing tonite?"

Person B: "I'm gonna go plug in the animatronic horse."

Person A: " Nice, i was one yesterday."

Example 2:

Person A: "Yo, whats he like when he's drunk?"

Person B: "Shit man, he is such an animatronic horse."

by el-roy August 23, 2007

shaggy horse

Another euphemism, very old in English, for the male genitalia.

My wife rode the shaggy horse 'til it puked.

by butthead April 29, 2006

horse blanket

A disturbing series of images posted to Facebook by a couple who shot a 30-year-old horse and posed with its insides

Guy A: Dude, have you heard of horse blanket?
Guy B: Ew! Those 2 are disgusting!
Guy A: What- OH GOD

by testaccounto 174o December 04, 2019

feeding the horse

placing a banana hammock over your ears so you can feed someone oats or carrots from where a mans junk was.

although it smelled like a jock strap, it was truly amazing when i saw him feeding the horse from across the room. i threw in a couple extra dollars.

by b2m2c2nyc2 April 02, 2011

horse cookie

where you put horse cookies in your mouth horse cookies are horse poop

man 1: hey look at that guy over there putting horse cookies in his motuh
man 2:mmmm i love my horse cookies

by bernice bumbble bee April 23, 2008

horse cucci

The way to say coochie on roblox without getting reported

Damn why can’t I swear on here?

Don’t worry say Horse cucci

by Imajellyfishbish August 22, 2019

horse lip

a. What you get when you take a huge pinch of chewing tobacco, and stick it in your bottom lip so it looks like a huge horse lip.

b. Can be used as a verb describing the process of taking a big dip.

a. Seriously, did you pinch half the can, because you've got a horse lip.

b. Don't give John a pinch, he horse lips.

by captain borgen October 19, 2007