The problem doesn't rely on the boys in blue, it relies on the shits in suits. They give the orders, the others just follow them. It's chain of command. Those boys in blue bastards need to show results at the end of the month while the shits in suits wander around the world, preaching their own way of life.
by lovepostpunk October 03, 2013
A shit that is horizontal.
A horizontal shit is essentially a turd that turned sideways while still inside the rectum, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the anus in the process. It often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.
A horizontal shit is essentially a turd that turned sideways while still inside the rectum, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the anus in the process. It often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.
by LongWangChang February 22, 2016
When a girl takes it in the rear, and when the man pulls out the girl literally takes a shit on the couch.
"Hey, did you hear? Tanya shit the couch last night?"
"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"
"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"
by pinohkio December 16, 2011
Why don't you keep that shit pouch of yours closed because you don't know what you're talking about.
by Hawks17 October 10, 2015
When you take a crap in someone's toilet tank. Usually done at a party so no one can figure out who did it.
Synonomous with Upper Deck
Synonomous with Upper Deck
by gilbo95 March 09, 2008
Steve: "Man that sweet and sour chicken was great but it gave me the worst case of China Shits ever.
by NubMonk December 27, 2009
by titsmageekayzee October 17, 2008