by papabearmustache January 13, 2011
Get the Failed Poon mug.Its like someone asking you to do three push ups and you can't do one. -Epic Fail
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"David come on man how do you manage to not do one push up, epic fail bro."
by Abdellah March 10, 2012
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The highest degree of fail. If you or you know of someone that has reached this level, please shoot them.
Bob: YES! My Star Wars action figure set is complete!
*Cat comes in and chews action figures*
Jeff: Plutonic Fail...
*Cat comes in and chews action figures*
Jeff: Plutonic Fail...
by Addoe March 7, 2009
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Oh my god, Stacy, I hooked up with brad last night, he was such a fucking hunk, but oh my god he failed to erect, girl.
by quan ling ling dingle May 21, 2022
Get the failed to erect mug.The term used to describe when someone makes a supreme ass of themselves as a result of failing at a reasonably simple task. Because an 'epic fail' is such an immense fail, these people are often labled "Fail Whales."
trying to impress his baby son, a dad blew bubbles in his Pepsi through a straw then without warning it erupted into a fizzy lava shooting out of his snout at 1000 miles an hour. Everyone in the restaraunt laughed including a teen who point at him and said "Epic Fail Dude"! laughing he then added "What a total Fail Whale"
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