Epic DBag

Its a cross between a douchbag and my brother..a whole new breed..

Some guy: Hey man look at that epic dbag
Girl: Oh hey zach!

by I Hate Everything December 16, 2012

Epic Whiner

It's a whiner... But then epic.

Look! An epic whiner!

by Wiggledon March 14, 2009

epic piss

a very big pee break. ever drank two gallons of water and waited 5 hours to piss? that's when an epic piss happens.

damn bro my bladder boutta splode imma go take an epic piss real quick

by Kumtukey fly chimken May 20, 2021

epic Godwin

An unwarranted Nazi metaphor of a particularly great stature, typically in an online argument; an epic win of an invocation of Godwin's law.

People A and B are having an argument:

A: You're wrong for these reasons.

B: Oh yeah? Well you're Hitler.

A: I'm calling Godwin on this one. That was both an epic fail and an epic Godwin.

by HeyDave1005 May 7, 2010

Epic Miking

After performing dozens of homosexual acts you eat and entire cake or intake enough sugar to give you diabetes and lose a limb

Jeremy considered epic miking but was unable to eat all the cake

by Melania478 June 23, 2025

Epicity

Synonym of Epicness. Epicity is normally used when calculating how epic a person is.

Enosh's epicity: 88.9%
Karter's epicity: 92.3%
Sarah's epicity: 79.0%
Gomer's epicity: 97.2%
Mike's epicity: 98.9%
Average epicity: 91.3%

by SodaliteFB April 9, 2025

Epic bronwarn

An epic saga of poopy butts and A and H's big pp

I love the EPIC BRONWARN

by Lingots43 January 14, 2022