Epic Win

An epic win is when someone disembowels themselves, holds their organs towards the sky, wraps them around their neck, and hangs them selves with their small intestine all in under 9 seconds.

“Omg, epic win!” (does epic Fortnite emote then commits epic win)

by Entomologist prime March 7, 2020

Epicity

Synonym of Epicness. Epicity is normally used when calculating how epic a person is.

Enosh's epicity: 88.9%
Karter's epicity: 92.3%
Sarah's epicity: 79.0%
Gomer's epicity: 97.2%
Mike's epicity: 98.9%
Average epicity: 91.3%

by SodaliteFB April 9, 2025

Epic

Being boned by a 15 foot tall Oni with a 2 foot long Dick and dyeing because of his weight which is 350 pounds

Thats pretty epic poggers

by Sus69 December 26, 2021

epic

Star Wars Battlefront 2 Geonosis Official Trailer

I just watched Star Wars Battlefront 2 Geonosis Official Trailer and it was epic.

by dibon54 November 21, 2018

Epic

Epic is used when someone is describing another human or potentially a game, they probably watch Albertstuff/ Falmingo and are 8 yrogirls who make Albert edits and post them on tiktok (probably)

“Wow now that’s EPIC!”
“Dude your dog is so epic.”
“Your hairstyle is epic!!”

by Le anonymous yes? October 29, 2019

Minecraft epic gamer

You’re playing Minecraft and you are epic gamer

He’s a Minecraft epic gamer and he hates being disturbed.

by Super epic gamer! March 30, 2022

Epic

I am in immense emotional and mental pain, and although whatever I am describing with this word is in fact cool and/or funny, this pain is too distracting to concentrate on the subject

Dude I just did an Ollie for the first time!!!
Very Epic

by Monty Gillian October 1, 2020