chuck roast

A descriptive term describing the after the fact insult of someones rather sizable posterior. ( ass for the less wordy ).

Works especially well if the individual's name is Charles.

"OH my gosh, look at that girls ass."
"What does she feed it, Miracle Grow?????"
ahahahahahah
Then someone says, "Wow, what a chuck roast"

by Grand Master D "Dave" May 4, 2006

Chuck Norris

Slang term for a huge, masculine, kick-ass beard that any Lumberjack would be proud to grow. Reddish-orange color is optional but highly recommended.

John: "Did you see Joe's new Chuck Norris?"
Bill: "Hell yeah, that beard is so badass I felt like I got roundhouse kicked in the junk just from looking at it!"

by B-O-G July 24, 2008

chuck norris

a amazingly cool kickass man often refered to as God Jr.

did you hear? chuck norris told that guy to separate the ocean!

by super de fuckin duper June 27, 2007

chuck norris

Undefinable, utterly definition breaking.

This example was broken by chuck norris.

by BOOM_HEADSHOT August 8, 2007

Chuck Norris

When I person comes up missing, AWOL,MIA ...referring to the Chuck Norris Films Missing In Action Parts 1-3.

My girl has become Chuck Norris. I guess I need to find her.

by DUBL317 November 12, 2009

chuck norris

the most incredible being to ever walk the face of the Earth

Chuck Norris once had sex with a girl. The girl died, obviously. Chuck resurrected her with a roundhouse kick and proceeded to blow his load in her face. Yet, three generations were killed in the process.

by Costa Rica March 15, 2008

Chuck Norris

You dont define chuck norris chuck norris defines you

chuck norris counted to infinity....twice
chuck norris built the log cabin he was born in

by hdsjkfhdsjkfghjksa May 15, 2010