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Bong

He's a bong.
by mac_ daddy April 20, 2021
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bong bong

the rudest person in the world immature
You tricked me you stupid bong bong you intercrosed whith ally
by ben sevelliun July 15, 2022
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Bong

Def. verb.
An action that is followed by an explosion of high.

Def. noun.
A device used to smoke marijuana.
Examples as verb.
1. Let's bong.
2. Better the bong, best the bang.
3. Einstein thought about spacetime for a long time, but only after bonging for 4 hours could he imagine a stretchable elastic in and around our world.
4. "Duuuuude... I could see the music after bonging last night."
5. "I bonged my fuckin beach house down last june."

Examples as a noun...
1. I have a green colored bong.
by Bongdom_king April 16, 2016
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Cow Bong

a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with MILK rather then water used to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes
"yo man we should totally chill later and smoke from my cow bong"
by Mike Sanderson February 23, 2009
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bing bong

First Guy: “F*** ya life”.

Interviewer: “Bing Bong”.

Second Guy: “If you see these dogs in front yard, just know upstairs I’m going hard, Bing Bong!!!

Interviewer: “What do you want to tell Joe Biven Right Now”.

Third Guy: “wassup babyyy, take me out to dinner”.

Interviewer: “aye yoo”.

Second Guy: “Ariana Grande wassup mama, come to Coney Island take a spin on the cyclone, I miss you”.
“F*** ya life
BING BONG
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here January 12, 2022
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bong fetish

when you have a fetish where you want to turn a person into living bong. you shove weed up someone's ass, fill their stomach with water. then you light the weed that is shoved up their ass and you shove your mouth into their mouth and you inhale. the weed smoke goes through the intestines then gets filtered in the stomach filled with water and you inhale nice filtered weed smoke
person1: "hey i heard you turned your girlfriend into a bong, is that true?"
person2: "yeah, i have a bong fetish."
by Mrpillowman March 15, 2024
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mouse bong

A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.
Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!
by Bauxb October 31, 2017
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