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Bulls

In North America, Bulls are unnecessarily sized, useless mammoth, gas guzzling trucks with side view mirrors reaching out like a bull's horns. They are typically Dodge Rams but what doesn't matter even more are the men and women, or those beyond the binary, inside compensating for you-know-what. Bulls speed 30 mph over the limit constantly as if they have somewhere to be, with engines louder than attention-seeking motorcyclists in overpriced choppers, and ride your vehicle's ass like the people they religiously and politically hate.
Normal Driver 1: "So as I was saying, yesterday I didn't need to flex nuts because a real gangsta ass knows they got 'em... The Fuck? I'm in the middle lane and this Bull is clogging my ass with their ego."

Normal Driver 2: " Haha! They are so hilariously annoying. Hey, let's brake check this one. Or better yet slow down real slow they that they won't notice and drive around you pouting like a little bitch. Keh keh keh kek!"

Bulls: " Deeeeeeerp derp derp derpy DUUUrrP!"
by Factual Anthrax October 19, 2022
mugGet the Bullsmug.
During college Ryan (attempting to entertain his roommates) got fully nude and shit into a red solo cup while riding a uni-cycle
You see Ryno the bull dyke on a trike poop into a cup while riding a uni cycle??
by Badger girl 317 June 30, 2025
mugGet the Ryno the bull dyke on a trikemug.

don't poke the bull

Warning of a negative outcome if you were to provoke a situation.

Similar to don't poke the bear but better

"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"
"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"
by AndiAmesMontez July 30, 2017
mugGet the don't poke the bullmug.

Milking the bull

when someone fucks their dad
"Where is Samantha"
"Oh, she is off milking the bull"
by jim74853468 February 27, 2018
mugGet the Milking the bullmug.

Raging bull

by anonymous April 10, 2025
mugGet the Raging bullmug.

bull hoinkery

a nice way of saying bull honkey , whjich is a nice way of saying bull crap which is a nice way of saying bull shit.
created due to a misspelling
thats total bull hoinkery
by sexiidaemonmagick February 27, 2011
mugGet the bull hoinkerymug.

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