Canadian Breakfast

when you pour maple syrup on her while you eat her out

I had an amazing Canadian Breakfast this morning with my wife

by bexface January 27, 2021

whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

When your friend tries to get an embarrassing photo so you trick them

Tony: send me that picture of you Neil, or else I’ll share a text thread between you and Kay!
Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream…
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

by TonyTroller69 June 27, 2025

Grilled Breakfast

When you want to tell your friends you had morning sex but don't want to sound vulgar

Hey Stacy, I made a grilled breakfast for Tom and he enjoyed every bite of it.

by saltywhiteballs April 19, 2011

special breakfast

Special Breakfast is a cuddle puddle consisting of two or more horizontal persons and at least one kitten. The kitten should be positioned on the top of the lounging bodies. Special Breakfast is a waking activity and as such should only be enjoyed after an extended period of rest. If a cuddle puddle in fact leads to sexy time the kitten(s) should be removed from the puddle and made to saunter a distance of 10 paces before sexy time can commence. The kitten will likely stare at the rithing naked bodies in disgust.

special breakfast booty sexy special breakfast

by Y2Kazam December 14, 2013

beefy bukkake breakfast

When a girl wakes up to numerous cocks blowing their boy batter all over her face giving her her morning protein shake

Marshy couldn't wait for beefy bukkake breakfast.

by RabbidWolf1 December 31, 2023

Brown Breakfast

When you wake up to your sexual partner defecating in your mouth.

“I had a great night with john! It went so well I ended up feeding him a brown breakfast!”

by catfelixe February 18, 2024

White Trash breakfast

Hot dog and a Mountain Dew

Nothing at the house to eat so I grabbed a white trash breakfast.

by Gpitt April 13, 2020