Stealth Bed

A bed with out a frame or box spring that can squeak during sex. Perfect bed for great sexual adventures when in a home or apartment in which other people are staying. Name after a stealth fighter jet which is very quiet at night and often goes undetected.

Guy: Please come stay over at my place
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed

by CanadianAnalyst March 28, 2015

Bed

a place to have fun

i had fun with your mom in bed last night

by anonymous March 28, 2022

a-bed

The Cutest Cat Or Kitten You Will Ever Meet In Your Life A A-Bed is A cat Which doesn't Adventure Much But He Loves Giving Hugs 🤗

Jimmy : Have You Got a A-Bed ?
Johnny : Yes I Love a-Bed A lot

by FlyingFishy543 (Taylor) June 16, 2019

Bed Floss

pubes in a bed, from having sex very often. Indicated the parties involved in the sex act do not care to shave.

Man, every time I go to Dylan's house and sit on his bed, I always find some bed floss!

by broseph1120 January 1, 2012

Bed dump

A bed dump is a room what is messy whT has a bed in it

My bed dump is so messy

by Jacklyngumm20 November 16, 2020

The cat that pissed on the bed

Looking guilty

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024

Bunk Bed

Versatile

I’m a top and a bottom. I’m a bunk bed.

by troller330 June 9, 2018