The realization of a fatal error after numerous attempts at solving a problem have been exhausted. Whereas all solutions were well planned, none of them worked. Sometimes used in contraction form: “well’n shit!!”
(Handyman): “We’ve tried six times now to get this toilet unclogged, and nothing seems to work.”
(Toilet Owner): “Well then shit!!”
(Handyman): “I could do that if the toilet actually worked...”
(Toilet Owner): “Well then shit!!”
(Handyman): “I could do that if the toilet actually worked...”
by danktle September 6, 2020

Is another autospell nightmare turned good. On the 1st gen Nokia if you typed the word cool on the numeric pad it would often autocorrect to "book".
by Theneverready March 16, 2020

a word culchie lads say to instantly make a conversation confusing as nobody knows how to respond to it
by irishgal00 October 28, 2022

Todd: We’re done for now.
Fred: Well…
Todd: Well, is a deep subject for shallow minds.
Fred: How
Todd: When you say, Well, there is a great pause for eternal thinking.
Fred: Well…
Todd: Well, is a deep subject for shallow minds.
Fred: How
Todd: When you say, Well, there is a great pause for eternal thinking.
by Pope Juan Paul the 2nd March 30, 2024

The holiest code to live by, break it and the penalty is death, Wells Way: Be Responsible, Be respectful, and be ready to learn
by Big_BrainNelson September 9, 2021

I told you three times not to touch that vase! You damn well better clean up this mess before I lose my temper!
by Arminkshipper July 7, 2024
